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Orgasm Patch Notes (joke)

You see people on Gw2 noticed that complaining had bad results, the staff usualy wouldn’t care… But they would, on the other hand, care (a lot) if their job was being satirized.

So people would make cool threads resembling patch notes, with things like:

Bug Fix: We noticed that some experienced players still manage to play against Cryomancers, this small time window between CCs was fixed so that Cryomancers can properly permafrost their enemy for the whole fight with no chance of counter as intended

I always laughed so much on those threads xD

Btw about pointing out the abuse, 3 days its enough to use a testing class for pvp or gvg purposes, if any xp/loot was keeped, people could rush events on trial time… etc. Also I fell that 3 days its just way too much for field testing, isn’t it?

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it will be a dream if real…

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Add that:

Will be implemented the system of “level of equipment”, and works as follows: an average based on their equipment will be made, weapons have 1.5x the level of a common equipment will be made (armor, gloves, boots and pants), accessory has 0.9x the level of a common equipment, upgrades increase the level of equipment based on the amount of improvement and its base level, dungeons will have a minimum requirement of the equipment level to enter, if lower, the player can not enter. For example, a player that has all your common type equipment (white) level 170, will have approximately 175 equipment level, if you do not upgrade, items type blue, purple and orange, of course, will have a higher level base, the dungeon level 175 will request level 155 or higher equipment. This will revome noobs with lv 15 equipment in all dungeons and make your run better.

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Someone, tag all the staff on this and lets make our voices be heard :scream:

Zombies/summons IA should be addon-scriptable.

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Such a great idea, props to OP. lets make those lazy korean bastards get back to work.

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Is about it? Market Minimum/Maximum Price

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i orgasmed while reading this (just as promised)
:wink:

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mfw I saw it’s not real

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Really great notes, but I would say that 47 isn’t required. I’d prefer it if every quest interactable spot was instanced to each player (like how gathering works in FFXV)

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I wokeup this morning read this, thought they were real patch notes and got incredibly excited : (

i was so disappointed when i realized it was fake

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This guy should be the new CEO of IMC games.

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This please xD 20char

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OMG plz YES, those are some things WE NEEEEEEEEEED

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you make me sad, and happy. why weren’t these real patch notes. imc couldn’t make anyone as happy as reading these.

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Wow I actually agree with most of his list. Nice work.

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This should be stickied.

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I am now sad.

//20char

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tl;dr: How to quickly fix the game.

They really should implement nearly all of these changes as they are pulled from what most of the community already agrees on. If they don’t like it after changing it then they could tweak it from there, but, it would be a lot better to refine the systems after a change like this than their current approach of slowly making a couple mini-changes at a time.

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I nearly orgasmed reading this. It is the perfect wish-list. :grinning:

I don’t agree with everything, but they will never be able to please everyone any ways. If all of the things on this list were implemented, I would be so incredibly happy with this game.

…if only. :cry:

The only issue I have is that I think this suggestion has the potential for abuse:

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we actually discussed that a little higher up, only briefly though.

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