Hellllllo loves.
Character Name: Pebble…Pebble Duck. (rip creativity)
Raid Call Name(Optional but Recommended): duckyderpy
Level & Class: Lv 99 Duck Enthusiast
Country & Timezone: Duckland!!! GMT+8. But I migrate over the winter? 
Active/Online/Playing Hours: Anytime I’m free - not in class, not at work…not asleep (sleeping narrows down my hours…to…essentially 5-6h, man I sleep way too long don’t you think?)
Previous Guild (If Applicable): I’ve stayed with Lolicons from DN Sea, to AK, and now to ToS, but if I’m referencing a previous guild that’s 2-3 years ain’t it amigo! Together with you all 4lyfe.
(My previous guild was Deception…in another game…)(Wow, I was definitely…deceived)(-cringe at drama-)
If you had a guild, why leave: Guild drama, mannnnn, people people people need to calm their selves down and chill, see another perspective and take time to understand everyone! (okay that won’t work out for the best obviously cause of d-bags everywhere but i still think it’s important to at least minimize drama, no?)
A brief introduction of yourself: I am Denise, I am a duck enthusiast. I do not like unreasonable people (omaigawd, ok i kid). I like to sing! I like to do silly things! I cannot dance, so I just put 100% of myself into stupid movements of my limbs and call it MY dance. Damn, I have no idea what else to say. O, I’m nocturnal. I tell people “I’m going to sleep” and pop up on facebook group chats 4hours later. I loooooove to read.
How did your find us: You know they say we as humans do not know what we really want until we see it right in front of us? Yeh, that’s how I found you guys. I don’t know how it happened, but I’m glad it did.
Why did you choose Lolicons: A++ for the community. Warm, friendly, supportive. Great for a casual player like moi. A+ for shao, mah gurl. F for piffy though, always stepping on mi toes. (HAHAHAH, ok jk)
Have you read and understood the guild rules and agree to abide by it? : Yes / No (this is such a trick question, it’s not like I can say no can I)
SHAO. Check back, you have a new application. 
Edit: I forgot to point out, this is a troll application, although I am a member of Lolicons. I look forward seeing all you readers in the game. Be it, CBT2 or OBT. 
For all the potential applicants sitting on the fence, we are nice and lovable.
To the people worried that we’re pedophiles due to the definition of ‘Lolicon’, it’s a love for small things.
Besides, who’s going around defining these words…and who decided it’d be a universal meaning 
…back to the facebook chat. <3