Granted, but it’s completely broken and you only have it for decoration.
I wish I had 1gbps internet speed
Granted, but it’s completely broken and you only have it for decoration.
I wish I had 1gbps internet speed
(sorry couldn’t resist)
granted, but you have a monthly data cap of 50 gb and after that it falls to 56 kb speed.
I wish I could go hiking.
Granted, but your wishes were on Opposite Day.
I wish The next season of game of thrones was already out
Granted, but you got his attention by tripping, falling face first and dropping all your stuff in a spectacularly embarrassing fashion.
I wish I was the senpai noticing all these girls.
Granted, but after you start noticing them, they completely lose interest in you.
I wish I had no wishes.
Granted, your post gets deleted.
I wish I wished he had no wishes.
granted, but you become this
I wish I was as handsome as handsome squidward.
Granted, you become quite the handsome squid.
I wish there was a specific thief archetype in TOS.
Granted, but your account had a max of 0 profiles.
I wish for North Korea to be friends with the South
Granted, they unify north and south Korea then split into east and west Korea.
I wish to be an alchemist (like in FMA)
Granted, in your own mind you’re an alchemist but to everyone else you appear to be a crazy person who just mixes flour and water together and throws it at them.
I wish bugs would never happen while I’m programming. ; w ;
Granted, but you lost your skills and ability to program.
I wish I was the Past Overlord of the Galaxy, sealed myself on the present (to have a break being the ruler of all things) and tomorrow will awaken as a Supreme God that will rule again through eternity…
Granted, however the Galaxy you rule is only populated a single person being you.
I wish for Justin Beiber to leave Earth
Granted, but you will become his loyal follower and also leave the Earth.
I wish ToS will have its beta test tomorrow.
Granted, but the world ends tomorrow the same time the beta opens.
I wish I had the power to read other ppl mind.
Granted, but that will cost you to lost all of your five senses ability.
I wish there will be a couple/soulmate/wedding feature in ToS.
Granted, but nobody will love you or want to be anywhere near you (ouch sorry haha).
I wish I could go on unlimited holidays around the world
Granted, but you must travel by inner tube.
I wish it wasn’t so hot where I live ;-;
Granted, but everyone in where you live dies of hypothermia.
I wish I had the power to create any kind of food out of thin air, any time, anywhere.
Granted, but it has to be gluten free.
I wish I can kiss the girl of my dreams right now.