Granted, but only on a never to discovered planet.
I wish I was the best Poker player in the world
NOooooooOOOooooo!!! T_T cruel! lol.
Granted! Except that you are the only human alive.
I wish for food. Right now!
But that was the point
Granted, but itâs your favorite foodâŚrotten!!
I wish for some nachos.
You got me good! lol.
Granted, but the nachos came with VERY LOUD mariachis that wonât stop playing.
I wish for World Peace!
Granted, but the human race became slaves to CATS.
I wish for rain.
NOOOOO!!! D:
Granted, but itâs acid rain.
I wish that all wishes were not actually wishes at all.
Granted, but it doesnât matter, all that matters now is the giant ominous void you created with your âwishâ.
I wish for a tiny little cake.
Granted, but you became tinier than the cake.
I wish to dominate ALL living humans on earth who also rule against aliens and all supernaturals making me immortal.
Hue.
granted, but shortly after everything you ruled is absorbed by a massive black hole, so youâre stuck floating around space.
I wish to open a hotdog stand.
Granted, but there were no hotdogs to sell.
I wish for a glass of water.
i wish for a hug
KONO DIO DA
granted, but itâs a back-breaking bear hug.
I wish for a third hand.
Granted but it grew behind your a**
(Sorry couldnt help it.)
I wish for true love
Granted, but your unfortunate partner leaves earth to go fight giant alien bugs that can shoot explosive jelly from their butt, which can travel through space and hit earth from their planet. Your partner was lucky enough to land on this planet and kill a few giant bugs; however, the brain bug leader uses his intellect to capture your lover and sticks itâs strawâŚrodâŚwhatever, in your lovers head and sucks their brains out.
I wish for a pet bat!
Granted, but it can only move at 30 FPS.
I wish I had a cup of coffee.
granted, but itâs hotter than lava and it wonât cool down.
I wish I had a wii u.