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[Forum Game] Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but only on a never to discovered planet.
I wish I was the best Poker player in the world

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NOooooooOOOooooo!!! T_T cruel! lol.

Granted! Except that you are the only human alive.

I wish for food. Right now!

But that was the point :slight_smile:

Granted, but it’s your favorite food…rotten!! :dizzy_face:

I wish for some nachos.

You got me good! lol.

Granted, but the nachos came with VERY LOUD mariachis that won’t stop playing.

I wish for World Peace!

Granted, but the human race became slaves to CATS.

I wish for rain.

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NOOOOO!!! D:

Granted, but it’s acid rain.
I wish that all wishes were not actually wishes at all.

Granted, but it doesn’t matter, all that matters now is the giant ominous void you created with your “wish”.

I wish for a tiny little cake.

Granted, but you became tinier than the cake.

I wish to dominate ALL living humans on earth who also rule against aliens and all supernaturals making me immortal.

Hue.

granted, but shortly after everything you ruled is absorbed by a massive black hole, so you’re stuck floating around space.

I wish to open a hotdog stand. :fork_and_knife:

Granted, but there were no hotdogs to sell.

I wish for a glass of water.

i wish for a hug

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KONO DIO DA

granted, but it’s a back-breaking bear hug.

I wish for a third hand. :hand:

Granted but it grew behind your a**
(Sorry couldnt help it.)

I wish for true love :frowning:

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Granted, but your unfortunate partner leaves earth to go fight giant alien bugs that can shoot explosive jelly from their butt, which can travel through space and hit earth from their planet. Your partner was lucky enough to land on this planet and kill a few giant bugs; however, the brain bug leader uses his intellect to capture your lover and sticks it’s straw…rod…whatever, in your lovers head and sucks their brains out.

I wish for a pet bat!

Granted, but it can only move at 30 FPS.

I wish I had a cup of coffee.

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granted, but it’s hotter than lava and it won’t cool down.

I wish I had a wii u. :tv: