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[Forum Game] Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but you just fell asleep for a second and dreamt it!

I wish I could fly!

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Granted but you fly through fart propulsion
I wish for teleportaion powers

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You can now teleport, but nothing you carry comes with you!

I wish for endless wealth!

Granted, but you have one year left to live.
I wish I had a bike.

Granted, you had one, but not anymore.

I wish for two, unbound wishes.

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Wait! Nothing comes with you? That means he would have no clothes. lol.

Granted, but your sandwiches are just 2 pieces of bread with no filling.
I wish for s big jet plane

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granted, but there’s no way to use it.

I wish for a huge roll of toilet paper. :snake:

But it is made out of poison ivy tainted sandpaper.

I wish I was the most interesting man in the world.

You are, but it’s because you smell like a skunk.

I wish I could play ToS right now!

YOU CAN! and it’s over
I wish for pancakes

You receive your pancakes, coated in cat litter.

I wish wishes were not susceptible to corruption. o A o

Granted, but you can only wish for negative or unfortunate things for yourself.

I wish I had phenomenal cosmic powers!

Granted, but all your ability to speak, move, see, hear and feel have now been replaced,
I wish for it to rain chocolate

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Granted, but the chocolate rain killed all the cocoa trees and you are left with chocolate mixed in with sewage water.

I wish for cake.

Granted but

I wish for all sexy girls to love me so much

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granted, but they’re all psychopaths.

I wish I had a red ryder 200-shot range model air rifle :bug:

Granted, but it is already broken when you got it and can’t be fixed.
I wish I have tons of money.

Granted, your parents died in a freak accident and you got $50,000.
I wish I was Iron Man

Granted, Your now made of completely Iron.
I wish for pokemon to be real