Granted, but you just fell asleep for a second and dreamt it!
I wish I could fly!
Granted, but you just fell asleep for a second and dreamt it!
I wish I could fly!
Granted but you fly through fart propulsion
I wish for teleportaion powers
You can now teleport, but nothing you carry comes with you!
I wish for endless wealth!
Granted, but you have one year left to live.
I wish I had a bike.
Granted, you had one, but not anymore.
I wish for two, unbound wishes.
Wait! Nothing comes with you? That means he would have no clothes. lol.
Granted, but your sandwiches are just 2 pieces of bread with no filling.
I wish for s big jet plane
granted, but there’s no way to use it.
I wish for a huge roll of toilet paper.
But it is made out of poison ivy tainted sandpaper.
I wish I was the most interesting man in the world.
You are, but it’s because you smell like a skunk.
I wish I could play ToS right now!
YOU CAN! and it’s over
I wish for pancakes
You receive your pancakes, coated in cat litter.
I wish wishes were not susceptible to corruption. o A o
Granted, but you can only wish for negative or unfortunate things for yourself.
I wish I had phenomenal cosmic powers!
Granted, but all your ability to speak, move, see, hear and feel have now been replaced,
I wish for it to rain chocolate
Granted, but the chocolate rain killed all the cocoa trees and you are left with chocolate mixed in with sewage water.
I wish for cake.
granted, but they’re all psychopaths.
I wish I had a red ryder 200-shot range model air rifle
Granted, but it is already broken when you got it and can’t be fixed.
I wish I have tons of money.
Granted, your parents died in a freak accident and you got $50,000.
I wish I was Iron Man
Granted, Your now made of completely Iron.
I wish for pokemon to be real