What class if you don’t mind me asking?
Right smack in the middle of a crowded place, misspelling " /indun ".
At that point it was just like fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
DON’T LIE EVERYONE HAS THIS MOMENT
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Trying to set a !!message, and forgetting I’m in Shout. The entire world sees me say, !!I pissed in the holy water.
Oh well. Mission complete, I guess.
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So, did you get any offers from people wanting to buy that holy water of yours after that misplaced advertising? 
Surprisingly, no. Though I did make a faux advertisement that I wanted to buy all kinds of panties, from plain, solid colors to perky striped colors, polka dotted colors, and even the kind with fluffy animal design, in spirit of Hyperion’s Panties Thread. I got a whisper from someone asking me if it was truly possible to collect different colored pantsu (we had to say “pantsu” because “panties” is censored).
IMC… you know what you must do. 
Actually, now that I think about it, it kind of is possible to collect different underwear. We just put on different costumes. My cleric went from little whites to skin-tight leggings with the priest costume. I think one of the cleric sub-branches should have something… skimpier.
I spent all my SP trying to atack a sorc summon 
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The first time I seen one I was trying my best to smack it. Bokor’s zombies too… XD
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So this was and is still embarrassing to me even now, but I’ll share anyway:
Last Saturday night I was playing with @Mitsu on new alts we created. Early game is easy to progress, so we quickly made it to Miner’s Village. The quests give you plenty of items, so I didn’t need to go back to town for anything until we got done with the repeatables when I exceeded max weight. I go back and sell the equipment I got from questing, then we go straight to the quest to open up the bridge.
I hit the first Vubbe and BAM! A Vubbe Miner Gem pops out. How lucky am I? And it’s got an Archer skill on it so I could use it as an Archer, or sell it to make my Maid Headband dream a reality perhaps! My mind was racing, I was seriously excited. I brag to all of my friends in the discord I’m on.
We’re doing so good and I just went back to town, nothing in the mines is hard, onward we go!
First floor in the mines is going smoothly, but a purifier quest messes up and has me stuck in cinema mode. So I abandon it and go try to find it again, with friends following me, when suddenly a level 40 Grim Reaper shows up on the map.
In a moment of absolute derpness and stupidity unlike any I’ve had in this game before, I charge forward and get some blows in. Then I’m one shotted. Immediately.
Guess who didn’t get any soul crystals in town,either? Yeah, it was heartbreak the moment I realized my gem wasn’t there anymore.
Moral of the story: Don’t be me, go back to town as soon as you get a monster gem no matter what.
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So rekt xD, don’t feel bad dude i once put a Demon Voice gem into a level 40 equip to see what it does and then when i desocketed it, it disappeared only then i had the realization that they break when you take them out…waste of a rare gem
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Was leveling in Septyni Glen level 55ish with my ranger, saw something that said Bee Hive. Had no idea what it was, the full name (and I guess arrow) was covered up by a tree.
Thinking maybe it’s some cool hidden area, or maybe I click on the bee hive and I get a Chris Farley joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dU97w2DH5mc
Naw, it was the entrance to Dina Bee Farm level 160ish (this was before you saw the party adverts in shout, so I was unaware of the areas existence.)
I am instantly swarmed by like 5 bees and some other mob and die. Not really thinking about I use a soul crystal, and aggro bees immediately, and well die again. I do this maybe 4 times, I must of been really tired and not thinking.
At some point the bees moved far enough away, I was able to spawn and run to an exit. Felt like an idiot and wasted like 4-5 soul crystals. The MF’N bees man.
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Whenever I get out of a dungeon/party, I almost always forget to turn off the Heal: No damage. So more often than not, I find myself using heal on some ground mobs, nothing happens and I think “WTF, how is this creature flying? Its feet are on the ground!”. 
I often miss Resurrections, specially if my target died on a slope. Slopes are my bane on this game.
Not really my derp moment, but back in the lv 115 dungeon, we had two priests (myself - C2 - K1 - P1 and a C1 - P3). This one guy had like 3K HP and was on Revive, face tanked the boss’ strongest attack instead of using our Safety Zone and died. Got invincible, died again as soon as the buff timer ended. I swiftly ressed him and… He died again. The other priest ressed him almost as soon as he died and… That’s right, here he goes again, 4 times in a row. He never tried to get inside SZ, seemed dead set on losing his gems. The whole thing happened on both priests’ Heal cooldown too. This was so outrageous it seemed like he timed it.
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I’m making a Barbarian with NO Peltasta.
Leveling my new Cleric 3, and as I’m used to doing so often I heal random people at low health as they are fighting a group of mobs.
…then right after I place my heal I forget I keep my heal damage on with this character. Ooops.
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I know exact how it feels. Many a time I’ve killed other people’s mobs trying to save them. Luckily, no one got angry at me so far.
Now I just place heal squares close to them but far enough so I don’t hit anything. lol
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My fiancé did that too. After becoming Doppelsöldner, he tried questing some more… he only managed to reach lvl 210 before deciding to reroll to save his mental health. 
I’m a cata that bought their companion before getting to cata. 
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I sacrificed an archer skill gem for 7200 xp on my blue gem, because I cant put it on market to sell and my class isnt archer. At higher level I realize that I could trade it with talt and get some money …
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D-don’t… ~.~ Traumatized from her own reroll.
I went into the wrong map at around lvl 110 I believe (The map was like lvl 170 or 200) and died because of a mob that killed me. It teleported me to the other side of the map and both closest maps was lvl200.
I had to get my wife, the cyromancer to help get to a statue or to a lower area where I could survived (Who was also under leveled as well LOL)
We both died trying to get out but it spawned us next to a lvl 100 map so bless.
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Enchanting my Gilt Headgear with lagg, 23 scrolls in inventory, spammed it and nothing happened. Re logged all my scrolls were gone, and a Gilt with 21 Earth Resist was born.
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