Starcaster Productions is proud to present:
A Tale of Two Discordian Kingdoms: The Revelator’s Legacy
I will tell you an old tale. It started like this:
The Kingdom of Lunalepsy was in awe and prosperity, but Magistrate Mindy couldn’t handle the heat. He started accusing Lady Elizabeth of tomfoolery and misplaced rage, using it to his advantage to promote his agenda. Lady Elizabeth lost her temper, approving of Mindy’s exile from the kingdom.
Mindy promised he will ruin Lunalepsy’s life by poaching citizens, ravaging towns and villages, and stealing her army’s blueprints for the Discord war. Before being exiled, he started poaching small members left and right, toying with their minds to the point he drove them into a frenzied mob of despair and Twitcherism.
After he stole the blueprints, he decided to create a copycat army of his own, wearing women’s clothes. Also, he took pictures from some low-class alley prostitutes, clamining to be “them” just to avoid Lunalepsian censorship. After he consolidated his new kingdom based on poaching, stealing, rape, and other things this storyteller won’t mention, he created the ultimate army called “The White Knights of Mindy.” These thirsty men didn’t stop at nothing to get what they want, so they invaded Orsha and claimed it as their own.
Orshians had a rough time since the merge devastated the land, which proved to be an astounding opportunity for Mindy to take the land and create more White Knights. He suddenly realized his WKs were being doubtful and questioning his authority, so they were flocking back to the kingdom of Lunalepsy.
When he found out about this, he cast a terrible curse upon his knights, turning them into thirsty social justice workers. These SJWs had undead properties, so no more questioning or doubting their true master. This lovely bard singing this lovely tale stumbled upon a couple of undead SJW on his travels around the world, especially Orsha. When he arrived to the gates, he saw Mindy disguised as an Eastern Webworker, seducing more men with his surreptitious claws.
At first he didn’t recognize me because I was glamouring myself, but as soon as I spoke in public, he retaliated against me with his so-called professional banters. He claimed to be professional and non-ludicrous, but Lunalepsians know Mindy was a threat to mankind. He pretended to ignore the fact he was exiled from that kingdom and claimed that he was harassed by Scholar Luna, causing an upheaval between several factions. Lord Basura, a reckless Orshian mercenary, never believed in Mindy’s threats. He started questioning him non-stop about his peculiar behavior, but Mindy had gained popularity due to his wicked ways.
After their fated encounter, Mindy started denying his gimmicks with hashed retorts. He tried to dissuade my balled, but in the end the people from Orsha caused an uproar. Divided opinions and mixed feelings were the menu of that day. Everyone had something to say, even if they weren’t directly involved. The undead SJWs from her kingdom started bleeding like no other person, wreaking havoc.
After such heated fight, Basura’s mercenaries went to the Global Sorcery of Information, trying to find a way to help the wanderer. They found out Mindy was glamouring, using images from abused women and malnourished prostitutes. It was an ancient technique called “doxxing” and it was quite popular in the ancient hemisphere.
Magistrate FuhreiFuhrei bled like no other, screaming all over the place because her cover was blown. She was a spy of Mindy, gathering intelligence just to save her sorry soul. The Great Council of Lunalepsy exiled her from the kingdom, which infuriated her. She joined forces with Mindy, causing a massive storm of neverending drama.
After Lord Basura and his knights doxxed Mindy, he retaliated with worn-out antiques and misused lines. He knew it was over for him because he had been exposed as a G.I.R.L, code for “Guy In Real Life.” Paladin Slanzar tried to fight as hard as he could, but in the end he was defeated.
Both kingdoms waged war relentlessly, but it came to an end. Wanderer Starcaster exposed Mindy as a fraudulent creature, and people began to regain their consciousness. Some people were reluctant, so they stayed by his side. Scholar Luna and her magistrates decided to cease fire since they had all their fun and drama was just getting stale and repetitive.
Since then, Lord Basura and more prominent figures from Orsha decided to aid Luna in her quests, bringing fun and excitement to this game. Mindy’s whereabouts are unknown, but some say he still wanders in The ToS Discord…
~FIN~
Facts:
-ItzNiko came back to Luna’s server after he trashtalked about it left and right.
-Mindy is a Twitch grill.
-Basura was an exotic merchant before being a swordsman.
-Slanzar had a bromance with Starcaster for a while.
(I never troll; not my style) . The whole situation made me laugh, and you certainly have a creative way of telling it.