Hey bro, we need to talk.
Was it something I said? Did I hurt your feelings? Why’d you temp ban me bro?
Aw, I didn’t mean it bro. Don’t feel bad, I was just joking around. You know me. After all, I’ve been with you since day 1.
Your servers are really the best. They’re never slow, and they never crash. You’ve got just the right amount of channels. You fix all of the bugs I send you right away. And that quick swap bug you said you were working on last year? Aw that’s ok. I don’t need to swap weapons anyway. Why don’t you just go ahead and delete it if it’s too hard for you to fix. It’s ok, I understand.
And when I still tell my little hunter pet to go and bite someone after all these years, and he just kinda rolls over and goes to sleep. Ah that’s alright. I don’t need my skills to work reliably. I’ll just put him on auto-bark.
And no one really liked that weekend burning event anyway. It’s ok, just forget about it, it’s over now. No worries bro.
Was it because I asked you how you feel about AFK bokors? It’s ok to share how you’re feeling bro. When people summon zombies, and step away from their computers, does it make you sad? You can tell me, really!
Ichors, and Boruto, and RNG? They’re the best wow!
So, why did you temp ban me bro? You can tell me. We’re all friends here.
It’s really awful. I’ve got all of this spare time, I dunno what to do. I’ve been spending more time with my family. Playing my Nintendo switch. Being more productive. Watching more animu’s. (SAO isn’t that bad.) Cooking meals. But I don’t want all that bro. What I really want to do is play your neat-o online casino where I don’t win any money. I wanna sit AFK in Klai 1 so I can earn popo points and raise your numbers on steam charts.
I asked you why you banned me bro, but you won’t tell me.
Security reasons? Do you feel insecure? Do you need a hug bro?
Sincerely,
Your Boi Takoh
