Farming silver would be more fun if it wasn’t such an ARDEuous task.
I’m a fire mage with masculinity insecurities, so I would prefer is you called me a Pyro-Man-Sir.
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I hate how companions are HOGLAN all the character slots.
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This thread is gold. Keep going.
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What do you think they call female Vubbes?
Probably Bubbes.
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My main is a cleric and I always party with @Melon , so I don’t call it Tree of Savior, I call it Tree of SaveYourAss.
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Dievdirbys have an interesting fetish. They keep getting wood from plants.
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I found this great bow on the marketplace, but it’s not cheap. There are way too many expensive materials and the merchant wanted me to VIPER piece.
I found another great bow later on, but a friend of mine gave me a Magas Bow. So I KHASTIt aside.
I’ve come to the conclusion that the Cleric classes are British. One time I died on a dungeon, this Cleric asked, “what are you doing old CHAP-LAIN over there?”
I didn’t know that Dullahan was a great dancer. One time, I saw him dancing to the tune of “La CuKARACHA”.
The Wings of Vibora need your help in completing their Journal. Maybe you should LENA hand.
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I saw your puns on Telsias yesterday (my time) while i was waiting for my friend. Just in time for a short amusement! 
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What is the least favorite letter of DEX-based classes? LETHARGY.
I want to farm for Goat Horn materials, but that would mean my character would run and PANTO much.
I’m tired of collecting Collection materials on Royal Mausoleum 3F. ECHAD enough.
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I was hunting Upent Bark the other day after I found a Ludas Staff Recipe. WOODn’t you?
I thought to make a joke about Carlyle’s Mausoleum, but most of my jokes are an ABOMINATION
A Necromancer came to me the other day to talk about some gripes he had. I asked him if he was secretly a boss monster 'cause he was sounding more like a NECROVENTER
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People have been spamming World Chat buying Mithril Ore non-stop. I told them to stop since they will MITHRIL people selling them sometime soon.
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Starving Ellaganos is so hard to beat. That’s why I’m farming Green Apparition to NUKELLA.
The pest terminator I last talked to was a total liar. He said Royal Mausoleum 5F was rodent-free, but I just found the RUSRAT.
Studies have shown that Telsiai people are the most introverted people in ToS. We should TELSIAI people to join and play with us!
This guy got 3 Arde Daggers in one go after he ran the dungeon. What a TRI-ARDE!
I was contemplating on grinding on Maven Abby. But then again, MAVENot.
What did the Stone Guardians exclaim when they saw Great King Zachariel? S-TA-TUE?
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Someone asked how much Nulis recipes are. I told him it’s NULIS than a million.
I was about to buy a Naktis recipe from a guy on World chat, but some guy beat me to it. A few minutes later, he PM’d me “NAKTIS time, Sitheltzon.”
I hate bots on towns. They always PM me to adBOTise their services.
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Genius.
20charssssssgggg
Guys, today’s the day we get to meet the new server! It’s making me VARE-NArvous and excited at the same time!
Someone invited me to a bee farm party, but I DINAH want to join.
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I finally got out of Royal Mausoleum 5F! I can now make more puns! WOO!
Anyways…
Some guy was selling his Arde Daggers for 500k each. I PM’d him immediately and asked, “ARDEr any more?”
I was farming for a Battle Bracelet when I saw someone got a Gilt Helmet and left it alone. So I collected it without telling him. Man, I felt GILTy.
I once asked a Sorcerer on how to achieve said class. He got mad at me and he PM’d me back saying, “Sorcerers are not classes, it’s EVOCATION!”
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Hi! I’m not sure if it was you who I saw on the world chat going with the puns but I hate those people who said you were just trying to be funny and crave attention. Probably those guys have it hard
One of my PT mates said that the Golem sucks but I said to him it rocks.
What did Lydia Schaffen say to the Royal Army Soldiers during the Civil War in Roxona? “I’ll Lydia all to battle!”
Okay, I’m done. Bye!
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I could care less what they say. I’m going to make puns and they will like it. 
I can’t make new puns for now because I haven’t visited the other areas past Stele Road (and I’m busy Compendium grinding on DOTA 2). So yeah. 
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Class puns!
Why do people rarely invite Dragoons on dungeons? The entire dungeon seems to DRAG-OON for a long time with them tagged along.
Oracles hate Death Sentence. They just wait fOR-A-CLE to happen.
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