Tree of Savior Forum

Only a few appreciate my ToS puns in game

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#1

So I’ll do it here!

clears throat

How would you rate Gesti?

I don’t know about you, but I’d rate her TENET of ten.

I don’t like farming Gigantic Shinbones, the monsters always HOGMA screen.

What did the bot say when he was being tailed by a GM?

“Help! I’m aBOT to get caught!” :smile:

What did the GM say when he found out that leveling from 210+ was too easy?

“Hmm… I think I should put ALEMETH to it.”

Why is Royal Mausoleum 1F flooded? Someone forgot to turn off the VARV.

There are so many male players staying at Miner’s Village. Probably because they saw many VUBBES.

Before anyone asks, yes, I am “Sitheltzon” on Klaipeda (formerly) / Telsiai (present). :smile:

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#2

Which class is the most sensitive? A cryomancer.

What’s a cryomancer’s favorite type of music? Chillstep.

Thank you I’ll be here till the end of time.

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#3

These aren’t just puns. They’re a work of art.

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#4

this one is GOLD

lol

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#5

Unbarring Octave feelings. :grin:

#6

Why is Goddess Lada so popular amongst players? She has a LADA assets to boast of.

Once you reach Shaton Reservoir, you should EXPECTA staff.

What class do prostitutes play when they don’t have customers for the night? A SADHU.

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#7

I see your Windranger and raise you a Lina

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#8

I’ve yet to find that Lada in game, this seems rather hard quest :expressionless:

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#9

I saw some newbie wanting to quit the game immediately, I told him to “KEPAt it, you’ll make it!”.

I’m running out of puns. AHHHHHHHHHHHH.

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#10

ba dum tssss

#11

When you find her, be prepared. She packs a LADA tiddies.

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#12

Okies, I’ll be prepared :neutral_face:

“Tiddies…? Maybe he meant tires or something?.. *Shrugs and continues his journey to search that darnned lore breaking Lada”

#13

Farming silver would be more fun if it wasn’t such an ARDEuous task.

I’m a fire mage with masculinity insecurities, so I would prefer is you called me a Pyro-Man-Sir.

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#14

I hate how companions are HOGLAN all the character slots.

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#15

This thread is gold. Keep going.

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#16

What do you think they call female Vubbes?

Probably Bubbes.

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#17

My main is a cleric and I always party with @Melon , so I don’t call it Tree of Savior, I call it Tree of SaveYourAss.

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#18

Dievdirbys have an interesting fetish. They keep getting wood from plants.

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#19

I found this great bow on the marketplace, but it’s not cheap. There are way too many expensive materials and the merchant wanted me to VIPER piece.

I found another great bow later on, but a friend of mine gave me a Magas Bow. So I KHASTIt aside.

I’ve come to the conclusion that the Cleric classes are British. One time I died on a dungeon, this Cleric asked, “what are you doing old CHAP-LAIN over there?”

I didn’t know that Dullahan was a great dancer. One time, I saw him dancing to the tune of “La CuKARACHA”.

The Wings of Vibora need your help in completing their Journal. Maybe you should LENA hand.

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#20

I saw your puns on Telsias yesterday (my time) while i was waiting for my friend. Just in time for a short amusement! :wink:

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