Hey that’s me! The Shinobi wannabe! On my journey to a better place, a place made out of ninjas. Yes that’s right! The shinobi class quest!
It’s now day 6 of the Yellow-Eyed Flower Petal waiting mini-game on Orsha and I’m starting to get antsy.
When I say day 6 ,I don’t mean its the 6th time I’ve gone to the spot where it spawns and waited for a few hours then left… Oh Nooo! I wish, I mean I’ve literally sat there for 6 days in a row 12-18 hours at a time only stopping to sleep eat and poop. (lucky I’m off work for another month)
When I say I’m starting to get antsy, it’s because when I started this whole mess I set a goal, that goal was to get the yellow-eyed fcuking flower, no matter how long, I would stay there until I got this flower; which by the way better give me freaking eye lazers or an extra arm or something awesome… cause goddamn. Even if it took forever I would… not… stop! then day 4 came around and I made a new goal, if I’m still here by day 7 I’ll stop! So I’m getting antsy because I’ve almost reached 1 of my goals.
I should be happy cause I can finally leave the resting spot of 2 mango’s going at it like rabbits 24/7. I don’t need to see that image any more, well, maybe one more time. I posted this picture in another post but I think you need to see it to understand my pain.
Horrible right? I’ve had that image in my head all week.
So my problem is which of my goals am I going to reach first. I’ve done every other part of the quest, farmed all the mats, which when I look at all the ingredients, I can’t understand how they would help me to shoot lazers from my eyes?
After wasting nearly a week staring at nothing forever I’m pretty close to giving up. Maybe it’s also a wee bit to do with the voices I’m starting to hear, telling me to murder all the mango’s.
I’d love to go back to questing/grinding but I can’t leave this spot in case it spawns and I need it to spawn because my class level is 15 and I need to pick an advancement and I need… I Need! I NEEED! So with this awesome quest design of making it completely random because its special (jazz hands) it’s a big fat cock-block from playing the game once your class advancement comes around.
Well, I’ve still got 24 hours to go for my goal so there’s still a chance to find that mother father flower. I guess I’ll find out tomorrow. I forgot to mention there’s also 4 other people farming it and only 1 spawns, so yea, love those odds.
TL:DR I know this is a pointless thread, it’s in the name.




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