Who we are:
We’re Asperity!
Our vision
Asperity [Guild Level 13] vision is to have a vision.
The Statistics of the members
Age: Mostly mid 20s to 30s but age doesn’t matter what matters is if you have premium hair.
Gender Ratio: 4:83 (Male:Female): Maybe?
Members with Premium Hair: 34/71
Guild Picture
Why the guild is called Asperity -
The name is a bit pessimistic, but no pessimism is too deep nor optimism too swallow! Life is suffering and we should all remember that everyone lives in the asperity of life therefore it is worth the effort to try harder to understand each other. Okay I lie…it sounded cool before I googled the meaning.… :[ FML
Google survey or application through this thread
The survey will act as the application process. This eliminates the lazy and capricious players - I’m just kidding - I thought it would be legit if we appeared try hard like the other guilds…the illusion of inclusion w00h000
Also you get access to our discord so we know when to invite you
(Any of our member can invite you, but our dicks still have to touch for you to be invited aka…recruiters and you have to be next to each other)
Discord
Discord is our primary communication platform outside/inside of the game. You will have to join discord to stay informed about the events that maybe happening. How else will you know who’s talking ■■■■ about your build
You do not have to use voice chat if it’s against your religion, you have glossophobia or Igotnomoneyformicfamillitus.
Weekly Talt donations
None: Our guild leader is too noob to put up guild towers every week anyways…fck that guy unless he re-ranks to falconer C3.
We currently have 41.3/71 members plenty of slots open! Or 1 spot for a really huge player presence! Oh hey is that you? I’ll leave so you can take my spot :[
while you’re here…
What is the first and last name of your first boyfriend or girlfriend?
What is your mother’s maiden name?
What was your favorite place to visit as a child?
Who is your favorite actor, musician, or artist?
What is the name of your favorite pet?
In what city were you born?
No I’m not trying to reset your password…