Something disgusting that would make people uncomfortable and not wanna ask for detail, like diarrhea or something. You’re welcome.
“Holiday leave. Planned since january.”
Lucky me~
If you’re a girl, usually just saying “feminine issues” is enough to get you what you want. At least in my experience.
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I could use that … it’ll be even more uncomfortable for people to ask questions since I’m a guy 
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I work at night only. Besides… our server opening time is 9 in the morning here.
So i will sleep for a few hours, prepare a nice breakfast and lunge into the game.
You disgust me. 
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You go “girlfriend”!
<-- also a guy
Unless its maternity, it isnt enough for an excuse. If you are in a school that usually only enough to be excused from PE.
are you from Germany?
No, but obviously from Europe.
Russia.
Is it true that what comes out from the tap is vodka :^) ?
Yep, we drink it everyday instead of water, it replaces everything in our life - bleach, cocktails, sweet water, everything.
Every day I see hundreds of people on the streets drinking gallons of vodka and feeding it to their children, since it’s promoted heavily.
They don’t want to hire you, if you have insufficient Vodka Funds money flow.
Unless you breath vodka when driving, you must pay up.
We tend to our crops with vodka.
And so on. Vodka for life!
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I’m packing right now.
Welcome aboard, fellow brother!
fixed it for you. 
Great job, comrade. The Motherland is proud of you.
Running simulations for my research in my home -kappa
It always worked for me, just saying. Besides, you wouldn’t have those kind of feminine issues if you were pregnant (normally).
“feminine issues” can have many shapes and forms, including but not limited to pregnancy. But yes it usually refers to “that day of the month”. Cunning lasses.
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bleh bf got the day off tomorrow and I couldn’t cause I some deadlines 
Oh well at least he will get my team name when servers open