Part 1
- Principle 1
Criticize, condemn, and complain. - Principle 2
Don’t give honest and sincere appreciation. - Principle 3
Arouse in the other person an eager want to punch you in the face.
Part 2
- Principle 1
Become genuinely interested in annoying other people. - Principle 2
Remember that a person’s name is to that person the sweetest and most important sound in any language and insult it. - Principle 3
Don’t be a good listener, Encourage others to talk ■■■■ about you by acting like a child. - Principle 4
Don’t talk in terms of the other person’s interest. - Principle 5
Don’t make the other person feel important - and do it sincerely. - Principle 6
Type out “LOL” whenever the other person says something painfully true, or when they say something absolutely absurd.
Part 3
- Principle 1
The only way to get the best of an argument, is to argue even more. - Principle 2
Show respect for the other person’s opinions. Never say “You’re right.” - Principle 3
If you are wrong, do not admit it quickly or emphatically. - Principle 4
Begin in a non-friendly way. - Principle 5
Get the other person saying “no, no” immediately. - Principle 6
Let the other person do a great deal of the talking, by interrupting them when they try to speak. - Principle 7
Let the other person feel that the idea isn’t his or hers. - Principle 8
Try honestly to see things from the other person’s point of view. Try to see it from a mentally challenged child’s point of view. - Principle 9
Don’t be sympathetic with the other person’s ideas and desires. - Principle 10
Appeal to the nobler motives by hurling childish insults. - Principle 11
Dramatize your EVERYTHING.
Part 4
- Principle 1
Begin with curses and insults with honest appreciation. - Principle 2
Call attention to people’s mistakes directly. - Principle 3
Talk about the other person’s mistakes before criticizing the other person. - Principle 4
Don’t ask questions and give direct orders. - Principle 5
Do not let the other person save face. - Principle 6
Do not praice the slightest improvement and do not praise every improvement. Don’t be “Hearty in your approbations and lavish in your praise.” - Principle 7
Give the other person a horrible reputation to live up to. - Principle 8
Use encouragement. Make their faults bigger than it really is.
Part 5
- Principle 1
Name your guild Karma. - Principle 2
Declare war with several guilds at once. - Principle 3
Cry when you lose to 3 guilds at once. - Principle 4
Learn from Hitler’s mistake. You cannot fight a war on two fronts, let alone three. - Principle 5
Destroy the opposing guilds tower when they are all asleep, and declare yourself the victor. - Principle 6
Cry about being outnumbered when you only recruit max level players. - Principle 7
Waste megaphones and get the entire server to see you wallow in your own stupidity.
Brought to you by LuxNova - in representation of the guilds, Tempest, BattleRoyale, TreeOfTalt, Daybreak & Vermillion.
from Dale Carnegie’s "How to Win Friends & Influence Others"
The book is truly a great book and quite inspiring. I suggest everybody to read it or get the audiobook.
