Tree of Savior Forum

[Forum Game] Key Pls I Need

Off-Topic
#1

This is not a key begging thread!

Absolutely nowhere is a key begging thread. This is a forum game for the purpose of humor through satirical parody.

You are John (or Jane.) You were not selected for the beta. But, you suspect that certain unsavory masterminds have accrued multiple keys each, one of which rightfully belongs to you!

It is your goal to create the stupidest cover story possible in an attempt to con one of these lucky bastards into giving you a beta key. Sensible? Believable? Logically consistent? Mere trifles! Your audacity alone shall suffice.

Topic title: please help me

hello my name is sarah. i am 10 years old with leukemia. the doctors said that rest and relax and good mood can make me healthy. so i will die if i cannot play tree of savior. please help me you will save my life thanks you

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#2

I can’t believe I actually am writing this… Skip if it’s too boring to read.

It’s so wrong to make these stories up because people really do have these issues and games won’t help solve most of them. It may make people feel better if they really are hospitalized, have an incurable disease or have issues but if so, why make something up to play a game that is still in closed beta MEANT for testing and the characters you make are going to be deleted. Seriously people.

TL;DR: People really need lives if they make up stories to get a CBT key .-.

Well here’s my f’ed up story in hopes of giving people a giggle. I need a shower now.

Topic title: I need it.

i need key i need it please i am a 8 yeer old drug addick game stop me from doing drug but game now suk only tree of savior stop me doing drug drug god but game better thank for key

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#3

hello I am a sperm cell in need of a key if I don’t receive one I won’t be the first to implant myself into the egg and create life you will be contributing to the extinction of the human race please take this into consideration

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#4

hi i’m sarah mclachlan will you be an angel for a helpless animal every day innocent animals are abused beaten and neglected and they’re crying out for help please call the number on the screen and give me your beta key right now for just 18 betas key a month only 60 beta keys a day you’ll help rescue animals from their abusers and provide medical care food shelter and love call or join online in the next 30 minutes and you will receive this welcome kit with a photo of me playing tree of savior using your beta key right now me who was given a second chance thanks to you right now there’s an animal who needs you your call says i’m here to help please call right now

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#5

this is a bad joke, I know I should not joke about it but also with leukemia.

Topic title: I’m hungry.

Hi I’m Junir, 12 years old and I live in Kenya, I’m hungry. Mr. Marson here is translating and writing for me on your laptop. While he was here he showed me this game and I fell in love completely, even forgot that I was hungry, Neither I nor Mr. Marson won a KEY, and I’d love to play but Mr. Marson will go away next week, and no one else here has a laptop, and maybe I will never have this chance again.
also, my brother caught malaria last week.

#6

You guys should feel bad.

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#7

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#8

Title: Hello am need key

[quote] hello am need key I am small child need of beta key to have hapy if no of beta key am will be sad :frowning: pls give and am will be happy :smiley:
Pls [/quote]

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#11

Hi, I’m dying from cancer and my final wish is to have a key.

Just kidding, I already have one. In fact, I have two beta accounts, one in Korean, and one now in the International.

lololol.

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#12

Topic title: tha norf grove

pls i ned beta key to get to the norf grove an save my frend jon sno.
pls hurry the winter is comin
#13

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#14

Oh I just read what you guys posted, shame on you.

Things that are funny: Game of Thrones, _____Cells, Sarah McLachlan, Eight year old drug addicts, Sad children
Things that aren’t funny: Cancer, Kenya, Leukemia

ECH.

#15

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#16

Hi, my parents are on their trips and they left no money for me. I just hard boiled an egg for dinner which was the only one left and it was eaten by my dog…so Key pls…

#17

You have cancer, so you don’t need a key.
Also, your family disowned you.
Everyone you ever know is now shunning you because it’s been discovered you’ve wasted your precious time and money posting threads on forums with no sense of productivity.
Turns out that your pc is unable to play the game because it doesn’t like your face.
Dogs, cats and all manner of cute animals run away from you, so you should just give up on everything.
The best thing you can do is give someone else your key and hope they appreciate it.

#18

you guys need a life. didnt get a key? well, suck it up and do something else. most of those who are begging for a key prob just want to play and not help with finding bugs and whatnot anyway.

ps: i call bait on this thread

#19

Well they are technically doing something else. They’re parodying key beggers. It’s not constructive, but entertaining.

Kind of like playing an mmorpg.

#20

Look man, I need a key for this game! My life depends on it!
My name is John and I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs and every evening I break my arms…then I just lay in bed until my heart attacks put me to sleep. My life is a shallow abyss but my doctor has given me one option. One chance! To be saved and that is by getting into the Tree of Savior Closed Beta Testing.
My credentials are extensive, in just this past year I have;
Played over 3000 hours of Ragnarok Online
Successfully captured over 300 castles
Aided in the apprehension of over 10,000 gold spammers.
Climbed Mt.Olympus.
Discovered a cure for cancer
Gave Akon the idea and money for funding his Light Up Africa project because let’s get real here, when was the last time Akon had a hit!?

So certainly, you see I am more than qualified for the task Also don’t forget to subscribe to my YouTube channel, donate to my GoFundMe and Twitch. This game is exactly what I need to save me from my terrible affliction, it is the growing light that will aide in my recovery, in fact you can say it’s my
Tree
of
Savior

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#21

I’d like to make something very clear real quick:

this is a bad joke, I know I should not joke about it but also with leukemia.

You guys should feel bad.

Things that aren’t funny: Cancer, Kenya, Leukemia

Then it’s a good thing we’re not making fun of that tragic stuff!

We’re making fun of key beggers and con artists in general by implying that they would falsely represent themselves with these tragedies and exploit them for personal gain. And as such I will do two more with “sensitive topics”

my name is maxina and i am an mtf trans woman. i have finished surgery but my hormonal treatments are not behaving as expected due to unforseen complications with my biology and i am prone to bipolarisms. social video games are a calming influence on me through freedom of expression and tree of savior will help me with my transition. if you help me i will friend you on facebook

my name is garth and im a victim of male on male rape. it isnt funny and ever since that fateful night ten years ago when i was 13 cause im 23 now ive questioned my masculinity and suffered depressions and stress. recently ive reaffirmed my christian faith and recognize this game as a metaphorical reflection of the word of god. i need tree of savior so i can find god. even if he is tree. please help and i know god will give you special place in heaven. my prayers go out to you