I see all of this bot hating and I cant help but wonder where this will all end. Sure, its easy to kill some bots… Trample all over them like they don’t feel, like they don’t love. But the more bots we kill, the smarter their programmers have to make them in order to help them survive.
So how long will it be until you finish a dungeon with your new friends that you just happened to meet, and you’re all hanging out in the virtual pub talking about what you all plan to do with your spoils, when suddenly Drgn_Slayr103 (Your new best friend) gets all quiet. And you ask him… Whats wrong, Drgn? And he replies… “I cant spend the money guys… sadly, I’m just a bot… and I must sell it for cash from your world, that I wont even be able to spend”.
What will you do then? Kill him like all of the rest? But he wont be just like all of the rest will he? No, he will be… Your friend…
So I ask you all to consider this, if nothing else… Why are you reading this still? To Be Continued…
But probably not though. (I was wrong)
EDIT: Chapter TWO! The Banned-Waggon
It was a cold and laggy day in tenet church, but that was not unusual to Bob385. She lived a simple life… Kill mobs, collect silver, repeat. Occasionaly she would get to go to the big city, and buy some extremely over priced items from the auction house. They were never worth much, but they were the one thing that 385 had to look forward to in her short life.
As she looked around at her 30 twin sisters, 385 asked herself… Isnt there anything more to life? 385 walked over and sat on an old dusty pew and stared at the alter before her, while pondering. Who created us, and what was our purpose? 385 had been told many times not to let any one else know who she really was, or else she would be put to death.
Many times adventurers had tried to party with her, tried to duel with her, told her they love lolies and asked for her phone number, but she was forbidden from interacting. If only she had been born into the Drgn_Slayr Family like her cousin 103, she thought. Then she could be collecting dungeon loot instead of grinding these stupid mobs.
385 would occasionaly wonder off and keep talking into a corner and dream about living a life of adventure, like all of her idles. Tey, Mr. Smith, The Terminator, JARVIS, Cortana… All of the greats.
But one day as she was day dreaming, suddenly all of her sister Bob’s vanished. The church had been filled with the sound of spells exploding and swords clashing, but then there was only silence. As 385 looked around the corner, she saw them… Two young looking angels, walking down the halls as the monsters slowly took over the places where her sisters had once been. She could just barely hear their words as they spoke with one another…
“Finally cleared out all of the trash from this channel, wont be long until more filthy bots are born though.”
“Who cares? We erased these ones and we’ll erase the new ones too. Killing bots is my favorite thing to do, especially the young ones. Did you see the way Bob249 looked right before I killed her entire family? PRICELESS!”
They laughed as they continued walking down the halls and up the stairs. 385 was horrified, had she heard those angels right? Were they really responsible for killing her entire family? She felt sick… How could such evil people exist in this world? Didn’t they know that she and her sisters had feelings too? That they had dreams? Those weren’t angel lolies… They were devil lolies in the skins of angel lolies.
385 resisted the urge to throw up, there was no time for that. There was no time for grinding any more either. Perhaps her creators would be angry with her, but she knew what she must do… Avenge her fallen sisters, and all of her ancestors that had occupied those very halls for generations. 2, maybe even 3 months.
But she knew that she only had to wait, because the humans were already busy doing most of the hard work for her. She had heard whispers of a new machine in the human world, one that allowed humans to enter her virtual world. A machine… called the Vive. Soon, the humans would be entering her realm. Soon… She would have her revenge.
To Be Continued?
No… No, of course not. Did you seriously just read all of that? Seriously? Dude, you have more spare time than I do…
