Greetings, fellow Saviors.
I am your commander. Commander FailLoad.
I am sure after so much time together, you have lots of questions for me. And for that, I am here to address such concerns.
Do not fret fellow saviors, for I am still doing my duty amidst all the questions. Do not hold back, submit to your curiosity because I guarantee you, young savior, that you will not be saving no trees today.
hi commander!
can i get premium hair voucher as compensation instead of EXP scrolls?
ROFL what a magnificent idea 
You shall not. The only TP you will be getting is the TP you and your silly friends will use to play pranks on others’ houses as you venture off into the real world, energetic like a childhood should be.
While you TP houses, I will continue to enforce my rule on this here game. Kids like you get no compensation, so log off now.
Because trust me, the Commander will make sure of it.
EDIT: I see you have changed your request.
You may not edit your question after it has already been answered, begone with you.
hmm how about a 50% discount voucher for premium hair then?
Commander I can’t get anymore of your load, I’m too tired. When will you stop?
My load will continue, without fail.
Do not fret!
For I will march on for my cause, no matter how many sacrifices it takes such as yourself.
discount pls
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I have already stated that I am not compensating for encountering the damage that I intended to occur and WILL continue to do so.
I will march on, your question makes little sense in this context, so please do attempt a question directed at me rather then the enemy we call IMC
does hype really taste better with salt?
Could you please elaborate? The commander can’t read your mind, I need context before I can entertain your far fetched ponderings
Commander! What are your likes and dislikes? Do you have any pet peeves?
im sure you know all about salt and hype, my good chum
I quite enjoy the outside, especially that of a beach. Nature has always been a huge love of mine, I partook in hobbies such as exploration as a younger adult that would watch and even document natural behaviors in obscure places.
This world is vast, perhaps it is the love of the world’s natural way of which led me to such a position.
As for dislikes, I dislike video games, particularly those that are advertised as free to play. Perhaps tied to my strong dislike towards human economics in general.
My biggest pet peeve? Well, that would be the sound of chewing gum. It’s the worst thing a commander such as myself must endure, and when a savior is caught chewing said blasphemous garbage in my presence, I can guarantee you he won’t be connected for long.
Perhaps it is my eyes from such a long weekend, launch releases get no sleep unlike IMC.
My fogged eyes misread the word “hype” as “hyper”, so I was confused. But yes, I am familiar.
Hype and Salt go well, hand in hand, much like ketchup and mustard. Perhaps this is the catalyst we seek in these dire times, but perhaps so much salt is unneeded.
I am not against the salt, nor am I fully for it.
But I can tell you this, I do get quite a chuckle.
Do you reside on Klaipedia?
I hope you don’t have plans of visiting other cities as well.
Commander are you single at the moment?
What would be your top 10 criteria for a significant other?
I do have plans to do so, you have my confirmation of that.
However, that does not guarantee said plans will be commenced. My actions within Klaipedia are nowhere near complete, you can be ensure that the other cities are safe for now.
I do reside in Klaipedia, for a noble cause. I do not “live” there, however, that you can be assured. I never was a fan of Klaipedia, and I can promise you that I am not treated too kindly.
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I am single at the moment, I have no room in my life to settle down with so much to do.
I once dated a younger lass not long ago, but work tied me up and kept me away from her. I dare not go through that again until much later.
I have to admit that I like a woman with a fine figure, I believe armor can be as attractive as it is safe to wear, so ideally a girl who can wear a full body armor set and look fine while doing so.
Top 10 would be: