Not enough loli so I rate 0.22456076393678416627051855517870290407355730462063969245330779578224594971042 out of 10 lolis
But in general game is
6.47886992327369136004883743661522351705843770554521081551336126214291181561530 out of 10
Positives:
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I have awesome name
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My friends have awesome names
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Game is interesting when drunk
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I found lolicon and shotacon people
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Free to play so that it is easier to recruit people to join the Lolicon religion
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Forum is interesting
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Forum has weird people
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Can turn into barrel and stalk people
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Can burrow into ground and look at panties of nearby people
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Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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Can legit have 1v1 PvP Yu-Gi-Oh battle and summon monsters with cards
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Can carve statues dedicated to your goddess waifu
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You are able to Kamehameha
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You are able to be Satan from League of Legends
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You can Butt Stroke people
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You can be cancer and spread around a Pandemic
Consequences:
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Weird Netori people
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Stalkers that troll spin me and occasionally type weird things in chat
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Not enough Lolis
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No custom panties
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No creepy marriage system
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No dual wielding crossbows
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Can’t dual wield two-handed swords
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Not able to dual wield shields
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Can’t hold bow with one hand and arrow with your mouth while having a melee weapon in other hand.
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No Spirit Bomb as Monk
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No Loli class
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No beards/mustaches
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I think my male character looks like a young adult pretty boy with dead eyes
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My character needs more body bulk
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Needs Loli companion
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Where Loli class master
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No open world PvP server with town safezones
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No way to kill people who don’t accept Lolis as their goddess and savior.
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Bot senpai will never notice and love me back
Bot senpai why do you never notice me. Every day I visit you at the bottom of the stone stairs. In any weather, any day, I come by and stand in the distance. Hoping one day that you will notice me. I hear falling rain, I hear my thoughts too; all I want is you.
Bot senpai some days I stand next to you. I hold your hand softly, but you never look at me. Your eyes looking forward, determined to do whatever you’ve set your eyes on.
Your hands and my hands have a peculiar way of fitting together. But recently I have stopped visiting you since you do not seem to like receiving my company. All you do is face away from me. All you do is walk past me whenever I try to greet you. I do not know how you feel. Say you love me now, you’ll break my heart tomorrow. Forget me too soon.
I rate this review 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 out of ten. I like pie, lolis like pie too.
Pudding is good, pudding never did anything wrong. The proof is not in the pudding.
