I think it was written to not be taken seriously as I just typed it all as a large run on sentence.
My district:
District 2
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I’m scared. 
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The backstory is actually just a bunch of scenes from multiple different hentai doujinshi that I memorized put into one big story.
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Bookmarked and spectating, hoping @STAFF_John could grace us as a live commentator when the event starts.
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######That explains why some of them were a little familiar.
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Full version contains things from 540 different hentai doujinshi as of 9/24/2016. (Counted how many I can use in total from a favorites type list.)
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That’s a lot of tissues work.
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Looks at image-
http://i.imgur.com/yxWkezk.jpg
Originally I was placing my bet on LoliLicker but heck with it my talts are all on you now.
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Umm… wait… how seriously do I have to take this…
Serious (not serious version)
Name: Totes Gunna’die
Sex: Female
District: 11 (■■■■ @Imouto took this…) ummm I mean District 9
Born to a simple farming family, she had an aptitude for growing flowers. The Capitol did not like this and rigged her drawing for the Hunger Games.
Serious (serious version)
Name: MagicTart
Sex: Female
District: 9
A princess from the ruined Vriksha Duchy who exchanged her life to gain power. The Vriksha Duchy managed to hold on thanks to a few local victories, but the condition of the war only got worse. With her lifespan growing shorter as she used her powers, conversely she became even stronger than before. Once the vassals of her family realized what she had sacrificed for the people, Lidith shook her head with a smile, and continued fighting to help citizens evacuate. Watching such selflessness in action, many of her vassals decided to fight alongside her until the bitter end.
whoops wrong game… umm she farmed wheat, or whatever.
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Since there are a lot of free spots i’ll wait a few more days to let people join
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Name:Crow
Im not sure… help me fill this up pls!!
Preferred District : Throw me into any would be fine… I’ll repopulate the district with Mini-Mes
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Name: Lance Martines
District: 1
Gender: M
Picture:
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Name: Araragi
District: ?
Gender: M
Picture:
http://anime-focus.com/images/2014/02/nise22.jpg
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Sweet I have a partner!
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Hold your horse m’ladeh… don’t go pouncing on the bishie just yet
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you’re doomed now @Luizatomita, there’s no going back, melonmelon’s scary
(tho i still fear @Gunnr, that cow was scary)
i know lolilicker and you will go well together
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Name: Sonoshee “Cherry Boy Hunter” McLaren
District: 12
Gender: F
Picture:
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This was the time crow knew he screwed up when he was thrown into @LoliLicker lair…
"It would had been nice if it was a pretty girl…"he mumbled to himself not before letting a huge sigh of disappointment
Jk… time to harvest them bodies… 
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